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Every day, my social media feeds are littered with memes from friends going on unsuccessful date after date after date, unable to find someone suitable.

I pride myself on being an excellent wingman to my friends, but I moved to Cleveland already in an established relationship. So when asked to head out for a night on the town to scope it out, I jumped at the opportunity to observe and learn. In below 30 degree weather, the social ts lining the congested streets of Gordon Square are bustling alongside neon-lit storefronts. Two young bachelors, presumably straight, are about five steps in front of me.

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A gaggle of giggling women shuffle past them on the sidewalk, one too busy scrolling Instagram to realize she is about to walk headfirst into the shoulder of the bachelor sporting a well-worn Wahoo cap backward. He leans out of the way, and she repays him with a smile and a subtle lift of her eyebrow.

Her smile turns into a giggle, and she runs past to catch up with her friends, all of whom are currently hooting and hollering at her to hurry.

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Why did I ever leave this city? Weird flex, but OK. The men reach their destination at the bar across the street, practically oozing machismo after the flirtatious run-in, while the women wait at a crosswalk. I change direction, walk up to Instagram Girl, totally own up to being an eavesdropping a-hole, and ask her point-blank how she felt about Wahoo cap man.

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Her friend agrees. Sure, WalletHub ranked Cleveland as having the fifth-highest percentage of singles in the country, but Cleveland barely cracks the top 50 in major metropolitan American populations.

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Not great. Good luck. My girlfriend and I have never dated any of the same people, a fact that legitimately shocks any of our other LGBTQ friends and must be a miraculous act of the gay gods. I spent the rest of my night eavesdropping on couples in various Gordon Square locations.

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While I half-feel a sense of unsavory morality openly admitting to listening in on the conversations of strangers, I also recognize that I personally cannot enjoy a meal or a drink with my girlfriend in public without people staring or making crude remarks about us within earshot. A group of police officers at Local West even once assumed my girlfriend was a sex worker because she is transgender and I, another woman, was paying for her meal. Cleveland was responsible for at least six murders of transgender women in recent years. I found a couple having their first date at Superelectric Pinball Parlor.

The woman, somewhere in her mids, could best be described as a J. Penney sale rack granted sentience.

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Talking politics on a first date was a bold move already, but that hardly compared to committing the cardinal dating sin. In the 20 minutes I was in their presence, Penney mentioned no less than seven times that she was going through a divorce. The man who asked her on the date desperately tried to get her to talk about anything else while deadlocked on whatever machine he was playing, a death march to run out the invisible clock on this date.

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As I was leaving, I noticed a gal pacing outside the Capitol Theatre. She was yelling into her phone, her warm breath overwhelming her face with fog as if she were a fire-breathing dragon. There were a lot of expletives and personal insults about his virility and sexual abilities. I think you get the point.

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She had been stood up, and she was mad. The rest of the night was uneventful.

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Lots of boring dates filled with forced small talk and men clumsily trying to buy alcohol for any woman who chanced eye contact. I counted eight people scrolling through some form of Tinder, Bumble, Grindr, Her or OkCupid during my night on the town.

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As the night wound down, I was prepared to come home to jot down a bitter thinkpiece about how love is dead and dating in Cleveland is a trashy trash fire in a trash can of trash. But then I caught a whiff of hope. A couple on a date at Blue Habanero were hitting it off swimmingly.

Coy body language combined with big laughter, eye contact broken only by blushing cheeks, a sense of disbelief that a date was actually going well and a progressively more polite battle over who was going to pay the bill they split it.

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